1.Crown Of Laffs
Lyricist：Nathan Kaatrud, Edward Roeser
I had a vision of the corrupt man
The clouds were parting and the sky was cyan
Turned out, the man looked 'cause my wheels were warm
I'm shifting down, the lights are turning
I just can't begin with an open hand
I started talking to the man of brass
I said, 'Hey cop, could you take your foot off my face？'
And in his eyes I was just like him
I guess, I was only dreaming again
'She makes me feel like I'm the king of the road
And I need you to ride beside me'
Someone take this crown against my head
And babe, you'll play the king 'cause I'll be dead
I'll just take this crown of Laffs from my head
'Cause babe, I just can't end with an open hand
2.Dubbledead
Lyricist：Nathan Kaatrud, Edward Roeser
Yes, on the inside
There is a man there
Trapped in a black chair
Ask him his name
And he'll say and he'll say
'I'm Ollie Alpha, of Electric Omega
Tried and fried down in Georgia
Hit me again'
On the inside, fried on the inside
But alive on the outside
Too worn inside, too known there's no cure
He's dubbledead
'I'm walking down that coal
I'm gonna walk up on that road and turn to wit, ride'
How do you stand the dying？ 'I don't mind it at all'
Tell me why you're crying？ 'I don't know'
'Hear me out now slaver
Wanna watch you try to cope, ah
Wanna watch you over wave it
Wanna watch you lose your control'
3.God Flintstone
Sun came shining through the rain
looks like it is going to be a rainbow day
Fruity pebbles fall from the sky
all the colors of the rainbow high
was soothing my soul till I seen it sail away
Bedrock in the sky
with Jesus Christ Rubble
sitting on the Right Hand
a hand with four big toes
Now I am not wigging on disney anymore
God Flintstone loves me
this I know
Aghast I walk these streets of stone
at last I find myself alone
Now night is falling on the shapeless sun
I beg forgiveness for the things I have done
No citizens for miles and miles
I await my judgment with a smile
4.Head On
Lyricist：Nathan Kaatrud, Edward Roeser
She hit head on
Couldn't stop the car
She hit straight on
Didn't get too far
She wasn't happy in Minneapolis
In really no place, the wheels iced a turn
And she hit head on
Lisa got hit head, head on
She hit head on
Couldn't stop the car
She hit straight on
Didn't get too far
She wasn't happy in Minneapolis
In really no place, her wheels iced a turn
But she hit head on
Lisa got hit head, head on
Oh, no more sunshine,
She wasn't laughing, she hit head on
Oh, no more sunshine
She wasn't laughing, she hit head on, oh
5.Last Train to Heaven
Lyricist：Nathan Kaatrud, Edward Roeser
Last train to Heaven, well, I caught it just in time
Pullin' out of New Mexico, that's where I did my crime
I made a man swing from a necktie made of twine
But they'll never catch me 'cause I jumped this number nine
It'll all be fine, wait a minute
Stop this thing
Some Cajun hoodoo fate
This train is loaded down
Gotta cargo full o hate, I axed them where it was
This speed ball liner's bound and they were laughing hyenas
As they pointed to the ground, we're going down
Last train to heaven, what a goddamn fool I been
Open up that burnin' stove for a shovel full o sin
Fear is the conductor all aboard
The Black Diamond Express train straight to Hell
6.The Polaroid Doll
Lyricist：Nathan Kaatrud, Edward Roeser
You said, you wanted something
I give no promises
Is that what you want, baby？
You gave me half a chance
And half your body I had to take it
It's a doll faced Polaroid
I'm gonna hang it on my wall
And call it Polaroid doll
I wanted a Polaroid
Now I just wanna talk about it
Child, I got something to say
Though don't worry, mama
I'm not about to give it away
It's a doll faced Polaroid
Gonna hang it on my wall
And call it Polaroid doll
I wanted a Polaroid, Polaroid doll
I wanted a Polaroid
You wanna stick around, baby, I don't care
If you gonna take a ride to my dead end heart
Don't ever take my kissin' for a handshake
7.Very Sad Trousers
Lyricist：Nathan Kaatrud, Edward Roeser
Very sad trousers
Very sad trousers
They're very sad
I've got the hand going out of my mind
I'm just sliding, all I want is a try
I'm not joking when I blow that tune
The Royal Trux have got nothing to lose
I keep rocking on the Royal Trux
I keep stopping on the Royal Trux
I keep thinking when they're giving
That there's something that I had to know
My boss' out walking today
I take the A Train out of my head
I'm never running from the life of the truth
The Royal Trux have got nothing to lose
I keep rocking on the Royal Trux
I keep stopping on the Royal Trux
I keep thinking when they're giving
That there's something that I had to know
It doesn't matter what they say about you
No one's seen the darker
It doesn't matter what they say about you
No one knows the sane will make it
It doesn't matter where they play
Those Royal Trux are always
Very sad trousers
Every day goes through
Royal wore out, these Royal Trux
Royal wore out, these Royal Rock
Let's roll
Rock 'n' Roll
8.Your Friend is Insane
Lyricist：Nathan Kaatrud, Edward Roeser
She turned back inside again
And she's always been a friend
But she'll take you for that ride
It's what she laughs about
It's what she cries about
When she plays a sacred sound, huh
Well, I know 'cuz I've seen it in her eyes
Your friend's insane
She lives on her own pain
(A world of pain)
She can't explain
Your friend's insane
Every time she calls your name
I see that you just feel pain
It's when the rubber oughta hit the road
Because you've got to want out of it
Got to see that it's serious shit
When she speaks you wouldn't know
A fucked up Disney World she calls her own
Your friend's insane
She lives on her own pain
(A world of pain)
She can't explain
Your friend's insane
Every time she calls your name
I see that you just feel pain
It's when the rubber hits the road
'Cause you've got to want out of it
Got to see that it's serious shit
When she sleeps you wouldn't know
A fucked up Disney World she calls her own
Your friend's insane
And you're fucked up even man
She can't explain
Your friend's insane, she's insane
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